Clickbait Boyfriend: You Can Call Me Darkness

Clickbait Boyfriend readers, I could write an intro, but what better way to start off this blog post than with CBB’s greatest Mickey Mouse theory yet? (Not sure why we hate Mickey so much? The Clickbait Boyfriend archive will make it clear.) “Mickey has a Keyblade of darkness! Madelyn. I am so glad you’ve been…

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Clickbait Boyfriend: Big Hayner One

Hello there, Clickbait Boyfriend fans! This week, Keyblade Hero 3 is kicking it with the Big Hero Six gang, but all I care about is Big Hayner One: the all-powerful kicky boi. Also featuring Mickey Mouse being taken by the darkness, and some delicious, heart-wrenching ice cream, so everything you need in a Kingdom Hearts experience.  (First…

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