Clickbait Boyfriend: Glow-Up Me Hearties Yo Ho!

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me We Keyblade, we blizzard, we selfie, and spend Drink up, me hearties, yo ho We ride on attractions and look for our friends Drink up me hearties, yo ho Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me (First time reader? Catch up on all our…

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Clickbait Boyfriend: Let It Go

*The PS4 light turning green here tonight No King Mickey to be seen A plot that resists summation And I’m feeling Simple and Clean My brain is howling like this swirling gummi ride Couldn’t understand this game, heaven knows I’ve tried Don’t let them in, don’t let them see Ask Nomura why does he do…

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Clickbait Boyfriend: Pooh Pooh Platter

Hey there, Clickbait Boyfriend fans! We’ve returned after an unexpected mini hiatus. If you listened to this week’s episode of the podcast or read this week’s upcoming Split Screen, you’ve heard that he used to be a vacationer like you, but then he took a stingray to the foot. Now that I’m confident that he…

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