If I could make a cowboy all of my own….
We don’t talk about cutscenes, but we’re not anti-cutscene for reference.
Stop using the z-word, it’s forbidden here.
What are bones but things to be broken?
Dogs vs turtles is the new dogs vs cats
Clickbait Boyfriend fans, I’ve been lying to you. I’ve billed the most recent few blogs as Clickbait Boyfriend: Kingdom Hearts 3, but that’s not the truth! It’s only this week that Clickbait Boyfriend finishes his run of Kingdom Hearts II.9, and finally embarks on the Kingdom Hearts 3 adventure that you’ve been promised. I blame Nomura. I always…
Thanks for tuning into Split Screen. It’s your intro host Madelyn here, contemplating how relatable this week’s episodes are. I mean, who hasn’t accidentally found themselves working as a maid for their ex-boyfriend, or ambushed by villains at summer camp while the Pussycat Dolls look on in horror? These are the universal teenage experiences I…
Get ready to grind.
Hey there, Kingdom Hearts fans! Welcome to a very special edition of Clickbait Boyfriend! Kingdom Hearts 3 just released its Critical Mode patch, and since this whole blog series is built on Clickbait Boyfriend embarrassing himself for my amusement, I thought it was the perfect opportunity for a special post. We’ll be back to our…
Some say Kai-ingdom Hearts, but the meaning is the same