Category: Clickbait Boyfriend

Clickbait Boyfriend: Kingdom Hearts Darkness Dress-Up

“Already, this is too much.” -on the very first moment of the game Welcome to Clickbait Boyfriend: Really This Time It’s The Final Prologue No More Decimal Points After this We Promise Edition! As you might have guessed from the tardy nature of this blog, Clickbait Boyfriend and I have been playing a lot of Kingdom Hearts…

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Clickbait Boyfriend: Look Back (Cover) in Confusion

Clickbait Boyfriend fans, we are just one day away from that most magical (or, let’s be honest, magically confusing) moment: Kingdom Hearts III release day. That means that Clickbait Boyfriend has a lot of work to do if he’s going to be caught up and ready to jump into his first brand new Kingdom Hearts game ever. He’ll be…

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Clickbait Boyfriend: Dream Drop DARKNESS!!!

“Now for the classic ‘get my butt kicked by a hard boss and then way over-level-grind to compensate.’ Classic Kingdom Hearts.” -on time-honored rituals That’s right, folks, Clickbait Boyfriend is back on that grind., and so is the blog after a holiday hiatus! With less than two weeks until Kingdom Hearts 3, everyone’s favorite KH newbie (if he…

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Clickbait Boyfriend: Don’t Burn Your Schmidges

Excitement for Kingdom Hearts 3 is building at Talk This NYC HQ. We’re watching every trailer. Combing through the Twitter commentary. And Clickbait Boyfriend is burning through Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Distance as fast as he possibly can to get ready! (New to Clickbait Boyfriend? You can catch up on every single crazy post here!) “Is that what I…

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Clickbait Boyfriend: Dream Drop Digimon

“I’m kind of getting a burst of adrenaline just thinking about the revelations that might await me.” -on booting up the game In lieu of a written introduction this week, here’s a video summary of Clickbait Boyfriend’s current feelings about Kingdom Hearts:   Happy birthday, Clickbait Boyfriend! I hope Tetsuya Nomura gives you some answers this…

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Clickbait Boyfriend: 2 Chainz (of Memories)

Folks, I’ve really done it: Clickbait Boyfriend is addicted to Kingdom Hearts. How do I know? Not only did he make it through the cinematics of varying quality, but he’s now poised to complete his fourth game, and of all things, it’s Chain of Memories. Will he make it all the way to the end? Let’s see…

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Clickbait Boyfriend: Chain of Fools

This week, we begin with exciting news: Clickbait Boyfriend and I are the proud owners of a new PS4! We can finally play all of the games we’ve missed out on the past five years, by far the most important of which is Kingdom Hearts 2.8. Black Friday deals came just in the nick of time…

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Clickbait Boyfriend: 358 Nobodies in a Daze

Despite the mockery I endured in yesterday’s Clickbait Girlfriend guest post on my trials and travails playing Portal, Clickbait Boyfriend is still, against all odds, Clickbait Boyfriend. Doesn’t he know by now that I have to be good at everything? For the sake of the blog series, let’s hope he goes back to his usual reverence and…

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