Category: Clickbait Boyfriend

Clickbait Boyfriend: Big Hayner One

Hello there, Clickbait Boyfriend fans! This week, Keyblade Hero 3 is kicking it with the Big Hero Six gang, but all I care about is Big Hayner One: the all-powerful kicky boi. Also featuring Mickey Mouse being taken by the darkness, and some delicious, heart-wrenching ice cream, so everything you need in a Kingdom Hearts experience.  (First…

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Clickbait Boyfriend: Glow-Up Me Hearties Yo Ho!

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me We Keyblade, we blizzard, we selfie, and spend Drink up, me hearties, yo ho We ride on attractions and look for our friends Drink up me hearties, yo ho Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me (First time reader? Catch up on all our…

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Clickbait Boyfriend: Let It Go

*The PS4 light turning green here tonight No King Mickey to be seen A plot that resists summation And I’m feeling Simple and Clean My brain is howling like this swirling gummi ride Couldn’t understand this game, heaven knows I’ve tried Don’t let them in, don’t let them see Ask Nomura why does he do…

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Clickbait Boyfriend: Pooh Pooh Platter

Hey there, Clickbait Boyfriend fans! We’ve returned after an unexpected mini hiatus. If you listened to this week’s episode of the podcast or read this week’s upcoming Split Screen, you’ve heard that he used to be a vacationer like you, but then he took a stingray to the foot. Now that I’m confident that he…

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Clickbait Boyfriend: Monsters Stink

Happy July, Clickbait Boyfriend readers! We’re celebrating the summer by hiding inside from the heat and playing video games. It’s been a very Kingdom Hearts week here at Talk This NYC HQ, between marveling at the Kingdom Hearts III speedrun at SGDQ and the Talk This Sisters going to the World of Tres Kingdom Hearts…

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Clickbait Boyfriend: Tangled Story Web

Grab your hairbrushes, Clickbait Boyfriend fans, because things are about to get Tangled! We’ve got mood swings from characters and from CBB! We’ve got yet more disrespect for Daisy Duck! We’ve got discussions of ludonarrative dissonance! And Marluxia is here, looking fabulous. Put on your dancing shoes, and let’s jump in! (First time Clickbait Boyfriend reader?…

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Clickbait Boyfriend: No One’s Ever Loved You Before

Gutentag, Clickbait Boyfriend fans! Even though everyone’s favorite perplexed Keyblade master is out of the country, we’ve got plenty of thoughts, musings, and confused outbursts to share! This week, we’re peering inside Toy Box and all of its many mysteries. What are the ethics of murdering other toys? When did Woody become the coolest character…

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Clickbait Boyfriend: Trains, Planes, and Puppymobiles

Hello there, Clickbait Boyfriend readers! I realize I already made the joke about emerging from the Realm of Darkness, but I’ve once again emerged from the Realm of Darkness. Well, sort of. The Realm of Vacation Fun and Jetlag Fog would be a more accurate descriptor. Finally, two weeks after returning from Japan (where despite…

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Clickbait Boyfriend: Rat Restaurant

Clickbait Boyfriend fans, I’ve been lying to you. I’ve billed the most recent few blogs as Clickbait Boyfriend: Kingdom Hearts 3, but that’s not the truth! It’s only this week that Clickbait Boyfriend finishes his run of Kingdom Hearts II.9, and finally embarks on the Kingdom Hearts 3 adventure that you’ve been promised. I blame Nomura. I always…

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