Welcome back to a bonus edition of Clickbait Boyfriend! I hear the confusion in the reader crowd. “Didn’t you just update a few days ago?” “Won’t it be another seventeen days or so before the next edition?” Yes, it’s true that Clickbait Boyfriend is typically a fortnightly-ish series, but today is a special day. In…
“Awww man, I’ve missed you Kingdom Hearts.” -on holiday breaks It’s tough to be separated from your (girlfriend’s) video game console on a trip home! Welcome back to Clickbait Boyfriend, readers old and new! We’re more than halfway through this Kingdom Hearts 2 adventure now, which not only means the introduction of Lion!Sora, but that CBB…
Welcome back to Clickbait Boyfriend, Talk This! Podcast’s most prolific blog series. While most of the Kingdom Hearts world (okay, us too) is working itself into an anticipatory frenzy over the impending release date announcement of Kingdom Hearts 3, we’re looking back at the previous games through the eyes of a newbie. Josh is now deep into…
Welcome back to Clickbait Boyfriend, Talk This’s foremost Kingdom Hearts blog! Summer is coming up, and with it, more time to update Clickbait Boyfriend on a regular basis! I’m particularly excited about this entry, because it features some of the first Clickbait Boyfriend mini-vlog content! Not only will you get to read Josh’s choicest one-liners,…
Welcome back to a very alliterative edition of Clickbait Boyfriend! When we last left our heroes, Josh had finally completed Kingdom Hearts 2‘s bloated tutorial, and was poised to tackle the real adventure with his old buddies Sora, Donald, and Goofy. An increasingly confusing world of Disney magic and Final Fantasy weirdness awaits, let’s dive in!…
“I’ve been thinking for the past hour that Roxas is an anagram for ‘Sora X’” -on being a clever boy Clickbait Boyfriend: Kingdom Hearts 2 Edition is back! We’ve taken a month off in order to effectively simulate how long this tutorial feels. Convenient excuse? Never! Without any further ado, let’s rejoin Roxas and clever anagram guy…
Welcome to Kingdom Hearts 2: Clickbait Boyfriend Returns! …we’re still working on the title. The first game is over, but the fun has just begun! Clickbait Boyfriend is now a self-described fan of the series, a label he may regret as the plot spirals out of control over the next thirty hours of gameplay. Kingdom…
“It’s not entirely clear what’s going on, but that’s not a fair criticism of the game, given that seems to be a feature and not a bug.”
“Look, I’m good at this game now!”
-Josh, feeling confident
He’s learning! We’ll make a real fan out of him yet. Welcome, readers, to the penultimate edition of Clickbait Boyfriend: Kingdom Hearts 1 Edition. Appropriately for Talk This, we’ve got some sidequests to wrap up before we dive into the real endgame. But fear not! There’s the same amount of hilarity in store.
(PS- You can catch up on past entries here.)
(PPS- Yes, technically it’s Clickbait Boyfriend: Kingdom Hearts 1.5 Edition).
“This is all I’m gonna do from now on.” -on gliding…and playing video games Happy New Year from Talk This NYC HQ! As you probably know if you live in the continental US (unless you’re in my much-missed Miami), it’s freaking freezing out. As a result, Josh and I have become hermits who only leave…