Category: Madelyn

Clickbait Boyfriend: Big Hayner One

Hello there, Clickbait Boyfriend fans! This week, Keyblade Hero 3 is kicking it with the Big Hero Six gang, but all I care about is Big Hayner One: the all-powerful kicky boi. Also featuring Mickey Mouse being taken by the darkness, and some delicious, heart-wrenching ice cream, so everything you need in a Kingdom Hearts experience.  (First…

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Clickbait Boyfriend: Glow-Up Me Hearties Yo Ho!

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me We Keyblade, we blizzard, we selfie, and spend Drink up, me hearties, yo ho We ride on attractions and look for our friends Drink up me hearties, yo ho Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me (First time reader? Catch up on all our…

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Clickbait Boyfriend: Let It Go

*The PS4 light turning green here tonight No King Mickey to be seen A plot that resists summation And I’m feeling Simple and Clean My brain is howling like this swirling gummi ride Couldn’t understand this game, heaven knows I’ve tried Don’t let them in, don’t let them see Ask Nomura why does he do…

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Clickbait Boyfriend: Pooh Pooh Platter

Hey there, Clickbait Boyfriend fans! We’ve returned after an unexpected mini hiatus. If you listened to this week’s episode of the podcast or read this week’s upcoming Split Screen, you’ve heard that he used to be a vacationer like you, but then he took a stingray to the foot. Now that I’m confident that he…

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10 Thoughts in 10 Hours: Crash Team Racing Nitro Fueled!

It’s finally here: Crash Team Racing Nitro Fueled! We’ve only been calling for this on the podcast since the very beginning. I’m glad someone finally heeded our plea for a Crash Team Racing remake. Now if only they’d follow up with Crash Bash… Emma and I have been playing CTR for roughly two decades. It was one of the…

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