Tag: Kingdom Hearts 3

Clickbait Boyfriend: Tangled Story Web

Grab your hairbrushes, Clickbait Boyfriend fans, because things are about to get Tangled! We’ve got mood swings from characters and from CBB! We’ve got yet more disrespect for Daisy Duck! We’ve got discussions of ludonarrative dissonance! And Marluxia is here, looking fabulous. Put on your dancing shoes, and let’s jump in! (First time Clickbait Boyfriend reader?…

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Clickbait Boyfriend: No One’s Ever Loved You Before

Gutentag, Clickbait Boyfriend fans! Even though everyone’s favorite perplexed Keyblade master is out of the country, we’ve got plenty of thoughts, musings, and confused outbursts to share! This week, we’re peering inside Toy Box and all of its many mysteries. What are the ethics of murdering other toys? When did Woody become the coolest character…

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Clickbait Boyfriend: Rat Restaurant

Clickbait Boyfriend fans, I’ve been lying to you. I’ve billed the most recent few blogs as Clickbait Boyfriend: Kingdom Hearts 3, but that’s not the truth! It’s only this week that Clickbait Boyfriend finishes his run of Kingdom Hearts II.9, and finally embarks on the Kingdom Hearts 3 adventure that you’ve been promised. I blame Nomura. I always…

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Clickbait Boyfriend: Critical Edition

Hey there, Kingdom Hearts fans! Welcome to a very special edition of Clickbait Boyfriend! Kingdom Hearts 3 just released its Critical Mode patch, and since this whole blog series is built on Clickbait Boyfriend embarrassing himself for my amusement, I thought it was the perfect opportunity for a special post. We’ll be back to our…

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Clickbait Boyfriend: Always In Critical Mode

Happy Critical Mode release day, Kingdom Hearts fans! I finally have some free time, so part of me is tempted to pick Kingdom Hearts 3 up again and really test my mettle, but I’m channeling that energy into this blog instead! Clickbait Boyfriend is playing on Standard, but that has never stopped him from being…

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Clickbait Boyfriend: #KingdomHearts3

*emerges from the Realm of Darkness* Wow, it’s bright out here. How long has it been? TWO MONTHS? Time really does pass differently in the Realm of Darkness, AKA winter in New York City. As you might have guessed from some recent sidequest episodes in which I have little to no save data to download…

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