Tag: PS4

Clickbait Boyfriend: Glow-Up Me Hearties Yo Ho!

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me We Keyblade, we blizzard, we selfie, and spend Drink up, me hearties, yo ho We ride on attractions and look for our friends Drink up me hearties, yo ho Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me (First time reader? Catch up on all our…

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Clickbait Boyfriend: Let It Go

*The PS4 light turning green here tonight No King Mickey to be seen A plot that resists summation And I’m feeling Simple and Clean My brain is howling like this swirling gummi ride Couldn’t understand this game, heaven knows I’ve tried Don’t let them in, don’t let them see Ask Nomura why does he do…

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Clickbait Boyfriend: Pooh Pooh Platter

Hey there, Clickbait Boyfriend fans! We’ve returned after an unexpected mini hiatus. If you listened to this week’s episode of the podcast or read this week’s upcoming Split Screen, you’ve heard that he used to be a vacationer like you, but then he took a stingray to the foot. Now that I’m confident that he…

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10 Thoughts in 10 Hours: Crash Team Racing Nitro Fueled!

It’s finally here: Crash Team Racing Nitro Fueled! We’ve only been calling for this on the podcast since the very beginning. I’m glad someone finally heeded our plea for a Crash Team Racing remake. Now if only they’d follow up with Crash Bash… Emma and I have been playing CTR for roughly two decades. It was one of the…

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Clickbait Boyfriend: Tangled Story Web

Grab your hairbrushes, Clickbait Boyfriend fans, because things are about to get Tangled! We’ve got mood swings from characters and from CBB! We’ve got yet more disrespect for Daisy Duck! We’ve got discussions of ludonarrative dissonance! And Marluxia is here, looking fabulous. Put on your dancing shoes, and let’s jump in! (First time Clickbait Boyfriend reader?…

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Clickbait Boyfriend: Rat Restaurant

Clickbait Boyfriend fans, I’ve been lying to you. I’ve billed the most recent few blogs as Clickbait Boyfriend: Kingdom Hearts 3, but that’s not the truth! It’s only this week that Clickbait Boyfriend finishes his run of Kingdom Hearts II.9, and finally embarks on the Kingdom Hearts 3 adventure that you’ve been promised. I blame Nomura. I always…

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Clickbait Boyfriend: #KingdomHearts3

*emerges from the Realm of Darkness* Wow, it’s bright out here. How long has it been? TWO MONTHS? Time really does pass differently in the Realm of Darkness, AKA winter in New York City. As you might have guessed from some recent sidequest episodes in which I have little to no save data to download…

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