Well Clickbait Boyfriend fans, we made it: it only took a year, but this blog has finally caught up to the end of Kingdom Hearts III. In the nick of time too, because Re:Mind comes out in less than nine hours here at Talk This NYC HQ! All that we have left is the half an hour of…
Happy Halloweekend, Clickbait Boyfriend fans! Despite my best efforts, Clickbait Boyfriend is not going as Dark Mickey Mouse this Halloween (we saw the costume at a store and everything!). In honor of the holiday, this series is rising from the dead, and we’re jumping right back in where we left off, on the verge of…
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me We Keyblade, we blizzard, we selfie, and spend Drink up, me hearties, yo ho We ride on attractions and look for our friends Drink up me hearties, yo ho Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me (First time reader? Catch up on all our…
*The PS4 light turning green here tonight No King Mickey to be seen A plot that resists summation And I’m feeling Simple and Clean My brain is howling like this swirling gummi ride Couldn’t understand this game, heaven knows I’ve tried Don’t let them in, don’t let them see Ask Nomura why does he do…
Hey there, Clickbait Boyfriend fans! We’ve returned after an unexpected mini hiatus. If you listened to this week’s episode of the podcast or read this week’s upcoming Split Screen, you’ve heard that he used to be a vacationer like you, but then he took a stingray to the foot. Now that I’m confident that he…
It’s finally here: Crash Team Racing Nitro Fueled! We’ve only been calling for this on the podcast since the very beginning. I’m glad someone finally heeded our plea for a Crash Team Racing remake. Now if only they’d follow up with Crash Bash… Emma and I have been playing CTR for roughly two decades. It was one of the…
Grab your hairbrushes, Clickbait Boyfriend fans, because things are about to get Tangled! We’ve got mood swings from characters and from CBB! We’ve got yet more disrespect for Daisy Duck! We’ve got discussions of ludonarrative dissonance! And Marluxia is here, looking fabulous. Put on your dancing shoes, and let’s jump in! (First time Clickbait Boyfriend reader?…
Clickbait Boyfriend fans, I’ve been lying to you. I’ve billed the most recent few blogs as Clickbait Boyfriend: Kingdom Hearts 3, but that’s not the truth! It’s only this week that Clickbait Boyfriend finishes his run of Kingdom Hearts II.9, and finally embarks on the Kingdom Hearts 3 adventure that you’ve been promised. I blame Nomura. I always…
*emerges from the Realm of Darkness* Wow, it’s bright out here. How long has it been? TWO MONTHS? Time really does pass differently in the Realm of Darkness, AKA winter in New York City. As you might have guessed from some recent sidequest episodes in which I have little to no save data to download…