The very first Clickbait Boyfriend was posted on October 22, 2017. The first post is pretty clunky;I pretty clearly did not understand how to format in WordPress at all, but the attitudes are pretty much the same. The very first ever quote from CBB (before he had even acquired that name!) is “this is trippy…
Clickbait Boyfriend fans, it’s hard to believe, but this is the penultimate edition of Clickbait Boyfriend’s journey through Kingdom Hearts for the foreseeable future! Unless self-isolation drives us into the waiting arms of Union X, of course, but we’re not quite that desperate yet. This time, CBB wraps up Re:Mind and dives to the heart into the Limit…
The moment you’ve been waiting for is here, Clickbait Boyfriend readers: it’s time to play as Mickey Mouse. I don’t think there’s been a gameplay experience ever devised that was more set up for Clickbait Boyfriend to despise. There’s some other dope boss battle stuff and funny Sora lines, of course, but I’m here for…
Well Clickbait Boyfriend fans, we made it: it only took a year, but this blog has finally caught up to the end of Kingdom Hearts III. In the nick of time too, because Re:Mind comes out in less than nine hours here at Talk This NYC HQ! All that we have left is the half an hour of…
Hey there, Clickbait Boyfriend fans! This week, it’s been more like Sickbait Boyfriend, as we’ve both battled the darkness (Standard Time is killer, folks) and a truly terrible cold. It’ll be a relief to relax with Sora and friends as they *checks notes* gather their dead soul pieces. Well. At least we’ve got a chibi cat…
Clickbait Boyfriend fans, I’ve been lying to you. I’ve billed the most recent few blogs as Clickbait Boyfriend: Kingdom Hearts 3, but that’s not the truth! It’s only this week that Clickbait Boyfriend finishes his run of Kingdom Hearts II.9, and finally embarks on the Kingdom Hearts 3 adventure that you’ve been promised. I blame Nomura. I always…
“Now for the classic ‘get my butt kicked by a hard boss and then way over-level-grind to compensate.’ Classic Kingdom Hearts.” -on time-honored rituals That’s right, folks, Clickbait Boyfriend is back on that grind., and so is the blog after a holiday hiatus! With less than two weeks until Kingdom Hearts 3, everyone’s favorite KH newbie (if he…
Merry Key-Mas to all! Some pronounce it X-Mas, but the meaning is the same.
You can’t fool us, Mickey.
Excitement for Kingdom Hearts 3 is building at Talk This NYC HQ. We’re watching every trailer. Combing through the Twitter commentary. And Clickbait Boyfriend is burning through Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Distance as fast as he possibly can to get ready! (New to Clickbait Boyfriend? You can catch up on every single crazy post here!) “Is that what I…