Clickbait Boyfriend readers, I could write an intro, but what better way to start off this blog post than with CBB’s greatest Mickey Mouse theory yet? (Not sure why we hate Mickey so much? The Clickbait Boyfriend archive will make it clear.) “Mickey has a Keyblade of darkness! Madelyn. I am so glad you’ve been…
Tag: aqua
Clickbait Boyfriend: Kingdom Hearts Darkness Dress-Up
“Already, this is too much.” -on the very first moment of the game Welcome to Clickbait Boyfriend: Really This Time It’s The Final Prologue No More Decimal Points After this We Promise Edition! As you might have guessed from the tardy nature of this blog, Clickbait Boyfriend and I have been playing a lot of Kingdom Hearts…
Clickbait Boyfriend: Final(ly, Some Answers!) Episode
Apparently, we’re still operating on Kingdom Hearts time here in Clickbait Boyfriend land! Thanks readers, old and new, for your patience with this week’s (which was supposed to be last week’s) post. It’s been a busy few weeks at Talk This NYC HQ, with papers and shows and half-marathons and magically expanding to-do lists, but know that…
Clickbait Boyfriend: Xtreme Xistential X-Blade X-Fit
Clickbait Boyfriend fans, we’re operating on Kingdom Hearts time this week, meaning that 1. it doesn’t seem to operate on a consistent basis between worlds and 2. you can expect major delays. We’ve been too busy playing slightly more niche Nomura title The World Ends With You Final Remix which, as you can imagine, Clickbait Boyfriend had strong feelings…
Clickbait Boyfriend: Bow to the Rodent Queen
Let’s be honest: Kingdom Hearts is a pretty male-dominated series. The whole first game was about literal damsels in distress (well, and darkness), and until this past week’s blog, Clickbait Boyfriend had never been able to play as a woman! This week though, we’ve got a girl-power packed edition of the Birth By Sleep blog, featuring not…
Clickbait Boyfriend: The Dawning of the Age of Aqua(rius)
It’s been quite a journey for Clickbait Boyfriend! He’s made it through Kingdom Hearts. He demolished Kingdom Hearts 2. He’s finished Terra, Ventus, and now all that remains is Aqua. I know what you’re thinking: “What about Coded, and 358/2, and Dream Drop Distance, and Back Cover, and–” shush, reader. Let’s not overwhelm the guy. A new adventure (about half of which…