Tag: Square Enix

Clickbait Boyfriend: One More Song! One More Song!

Clickbait Boyfriend is back, just in time for the holidays! This time, we’re getting groovy with the latest Kingdom Hearts installment, Melody of Memory! After Clickbait Boyfriend’s impressions of the demo, I was worried that this game would not be his cup of tea. Was I right on the munny, or does Clickbait Boyfriend still have some surprises up his…

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Clickbait Boyfriend: Melody of Memory Demo, Full Album Coming Soon!

Happy Melody of Memory release day, Kingdom Hearts fans! What better time to dust off the blog and share some of Clickbait Boyfriend’s hot takes on the demo version that launched a few weeks ago? We’ll be back later this month and beyond with thoughts on the real game, but for now, let’s dive in (to the heart)…

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Clickbait Boyfriend: Final Thoughts from the Final World

The very first Clickbait Boyfriend was posted on October 22, 2017. The first post is pretty clunky;I pretty clearly did not understand how to format in WordPress at all, but the attitudes are pretty much the same. The very first ever quote from CBB (before he had even acquired that name!) is “this is trippy…

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Clickbait Boyfriend: Reminder of Your Limits

Clickbait Boyfriend fans, it’s hard to believe, but this is the penultimate edition of Clickbait Boyfriend’s journey through Kingdom Hearts for the foreseeable future! Unless self-isolation drives us into the waiting arms of Union X, of course, but we’re not quite that desperate yet. This time, CBB wraps up Re:Mind and dives to the heart into the Limit…

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Clickbait Boyfriend: Mickey effin’ Mouse

The moment you’ve been waiting for is here, Clickbait Boyfriend readers: it’s time to play as Mickey Mouse. I don’t think there’s been a gameplay experience ever devised that was more set up for Clickbait Boyfriend to despise. There’s some other dope boss battle stuff and funny Sora lines, of course, but I’m here for…

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Clickbait Boyfriend: Stairway to Heaven

Hello there, Clickbait Boyfriend readers! This week, Sora finally makes it to Scala ad Caelum, Kairi takes social distancing a little too seriously, and Ansem once again does not turn into a spaceship. There’s not a Led Zeppelin joke to be found except the title image, I promise.  (New to CBB? I have good news…

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