Hello there, Clickbait Boyfriend readers! This week, Sora finally makes it to Scala ad Caelum, Kairi takes social distancing a little too seriously, and Ansem once again does not turn into a spaceship. There’s not a Led Zeppelin joke to be found except the title image, I promise. (New to CBB? I have good news…
Well Clickbait Boyfriend fans, we made it: it only took a year, but this blog has finally caught up to the end of Kingdom Hearts III. In the nick of time too, because Re:Mind comes out in less than nine hours here at Talk This NYC HQ! All that we have left is the half an hour of…
Happy Halloweekend, Clickbait Boyfriend fans! Despite my best efforts, Clickbait Boyfriend is not going as Dark Mickey Mouse this Halloween (we saw the costume at a store and everything!). In honor of the holiday, this series is rising from the dead, and we’re jumping right back in where we left off, on the verge of…
“Already, this is too much.” -on the very first moment of the game Welcome to Clickbait Boyfriend: Really This Time It’s The Final Prologue No More Decimal Points After this We Promise Edition! As you might have guessed from the tardy nature of this blog, Clickbait Boyfriend and I have been playing a lot of Kingdom Hearts…
“I’m kind of getting a burst of adrenaline just thinking about the revelations that might await me.” -on booting up the game In lieu of a written introduction this week, here’s a video summary of Clickbait Boyfriend’s current feelings about Kingdom Hearts: Happy birthday, Clickbait Boyfriend! I hope Tetsuya Nomura gives you some answers this…
Apparently, we’re still operating on Kingdom Hearts time here in Clickbait Boyfriend land! Thanks readers, old and new, for your patience with this week’s (which was supposed to be last week’s) post. It’s been a busy few weeks at Talk This NYC HQ, with papers and shows and half-marathons and magically expanding to-do lists, but know that…
Clickbait Boyfriend fans, we’re operating on Kingdom Hearts time this week, meaning that 1. it doesn’t seem to operate on a consistent basis between worlds and 2. you can expect major delays. We’ve been too busy playing slightly more niche Nomura title The World Ends With You Final Remix which, as you can imagine, Clickbait Boyfriend had strong feelings…
It’s been quite a journey for Clickbait Boyfriend! He’s made it through Kingdom Hearts. He demolished Kingdom Hearts 2. He’s finished Terra, Ventus, and now all that remains is Aqua. I know what you’re thinking: “What about Coded, and 358/2, and Dream Drop Distance, and Back Cover, and–” shush, reader. Let’s not overwhelm the guy. A new adventure (about half of which…
Welcome back to the twentieth edition of Clickbait Boyfriend! It’s hard to believe this series has been going on so long, a statement which is equally applicable to our subject Kingdom Hearts. Josh is rapidly approaching the end of the first third of the sixth or maybe the third depending on how you count it, but…
Welcome back to Clickbait Boyfriend! CBB is making quick work of Ventus’s storyline in Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep, so quick that this blog is out a day early! In this edition, Josh grapples with the mechanics of time in the Kingdom Hearts universe, fair weather friends, and classic Vine. Plus there’s a rhythm game, so you know…